Celebrate Liver and Onions Day
May 10
Or don't. Liver is weird and gross. Just eat regular meat like a normal person. All the other fleshes are available, why are you choosing liver? Apparently onions go well with liver. That's not a good look for onions.
Celebrate Shrimp Day
May 09
This little living things would eat you if they could. They are called shrimp for a reason. It probably has to do with science as opposed to their stature, and honestly shrimp aren't that small. Learn why you should eat more shrimp.
Celebrate Coconut Cream Pie
May 08
This dessert is the epitome of greedy, creepy dudes. It's flavor matches the profile of a guy that likes to finish inside. Yes there are dudes that find that incredibly hot, but they don't think about the consequences (i.e. the baby).
Celebrate Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 07
Stick a bone in it, assuming you care about the origin of your food. If you like nice shapes and hate mystery, then keep eating chicken nuggets without Googling them. If you like to stay connected to nature, eat a bone-in lamb leg.
Celebrate Crepe Suzette Day
May 06
Crepes are so thin, they are about to disappear from reality. They only thing holding them back is the people. Yes, you .. well not exactly you, but humans who like to eat crepes. They care, and keep crepes existing in our plane.
