Celebrate Zucchini Bread Day
Apr 25
Zucchini is probably the best vegetable for exploring yourself. Fits great in lady bits, and can even do some spelunking down the brown cavern. How do you prevent this from happening in your household? Easy, you bake zucchini bread.
Celebrate Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day
Apr 24
If you eat meat, you better be eating pigs. They are so tasty. If you think they are dirty, or your God is a hater on the swine, then we get it. But what if you wrapped these pigs in holy blankets? Could that make them good to eat?
Celebrate Cherry Cheesecake Day
Apr 23
Cheesecake isn't even a cake. How outrageous! The original fake news. What should we do to rectify this injustice? The answer is quite simple: throw some cherries on top. It might not be cake, but it will still taste great.
Celebrate Jelly Bean Day
Apr 22
It's troubled beginnings for this sweet treat. Before reaching gourmet cuisine, jelly beans first started on the streets. They were sold by drug dealers, and kids still snort the candy today. Learn how this all happened.
Celebrate Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day
Apr 21
Cashews have some serious family drama. Their relatives are some of the boldest nuts, fruits, and vegetables you can imagine. It already sounds like a sitcom coming out this fall. Discover the plot and family history.
