Celebrate Raisin Day
Apr 30
This "sweet" treat got its start in the big leagues thanks to some shady salesmen. If it weren't for these Americans, we might just throw away wrinkled grapes. It's nice that we have a use for old and retired grapes.
Celebrate Shrimp Scampi Day
Apr 29
Scampi means shrimp, so this dish is literally shrimp shrimp. Cool name, bro. In other news, you know what is cool about shrimp? They're transgender. That's right. Men go to gals. It's a thing you need to support, by eating them.
Celebrate Blueberry Pie Day
Apr 28
Would you like to taste the magic of a unicorn? There's a magical fruit called a blueberry. And we'll do you one even better. What if we told you this unicorn berry could be in a pie, and make aging rats stronger? It's a win-win.
Celebrate Prime Rib Day
Apr 27
This cut of beef is from the shoulder area. Real talk: that's a weird place for tasty meat to reside. But hey, if that's where a cow wants to keep their good flesh, then so be it. How did we discover prime rib. Outback Steakhouse.
Celebrate Pretzel Day
Apr 26
Whether it's soft or hard, this baked good is party time for priests. Pretzels were originally created by a monk from studying the shape of a praying child. Weird and gross, right? The bright side is that pretzels are delicious.
