Celebrate Chocolate Chip Day
May 15
Cookies are pretty awful. Chocolate is garbage city. But the chip, now the chip is something to rave about. It's what makes a cookie and chocolate tolerable. Learn how chocolate chip cookies are carried by the chip.
Celebrate Buttermilk Biscuit Day
May 14
Biscuits are good. Buttermilk biscuits are better. Buttermilk biscuits with butter on top; that's a top tier snack. Some people use wack toppings like jam or gravy. It's called buttermilk for a reason. You need more butter.
Celebrate Apple Pie Day
May 13
Many celebrated this day in the past by doing a tribute to Jason Biggs from American Pie. You don't need to do that, and you shouldn't. It's messy and not good. Luckily the education system is so strong to prevent this activity.
Celebrate Nutty Fudge Day
May 12
Brownies are now basic. Nutty fudge is where you want to be. The soft creamy texture of fudge combined with the power of nuts; this force is essentially unstoppable. The world is yours when you got the nut fudge.
Celebrate "Eat What You Want" Day
May 11
It's time to ball out and eat whatever you want. Will that kill you faster? Absolutely. But are you really going to live life like a scared female dog? Nah, son. You need to taste life, and all that it offers. Seize the buffet.
