National Liver and Onions Day

May 10, 2020

This meal deserves a day, so we can remember to keep not eating it.

Liver Is Weird, So Stop Eating It

There's a lot happening with this organ. It's the second biggest compared to human skin. It does a bunch of functions, and has dual roles in the body. It helps keep the brain healthy. Why are you eating this? Livers regenerate fully like the X-Man Wolverine. What if you ate liver, and then it came back to life in your butt? That would be awful. It's probably best if you just eat regular meats.

When You Are What You Eat

There is a belief that you are what you eat, and that you absorb the powers of what you consume. Under this ideology, eating livers makes a lot more sense. If you could become wolverine by eating livers, versus having the liver come back to life in your butt, then this does feel like a better option that 99 cent chicken nuggets. Does this philosophy of "you are what you eat" work? Probably not. But it's a good lie to tell yourself if you ever need help eating liver. Example: you go to your bae's parent's house for dinner the first time and liver is the main course. You better find some strength to suck that bad boy down, otherwise no booty for you.

Happy National Liver and Onions Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Liver and Onions Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Liver and Onions in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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