The Romans believed that rice pudding was a medicine. The Roman Empire is now kaput, so that didn't really work out for them. Should you use rice pudding as a medicine. No, but by all means listen to your favorite YouTuber instead.
There are so many ways to drink beer around the world. You can get sloppy on Saint Patrick's Day or sloppy at Oktoberfest. The skies aren't even a limit, since you can get sloppy on a plane. You can intoxicate yourself anywhere.
Same cream. Different berry. You know how we feel about these holidays: it makes us all hot and bothers. Berries. Cream. How can you not think about procreating? That's like people that poop in a public swimming pool. Like what!?
This classic drink is hard to find. Root beer plus ice cream tastes so incredible, so why did this once popular item fall by the wayside? Or did it never leave us? Maybe the government took it away? We're going to investigate.
There's a time and place to eat oysters. Fancy dinner or vacation are perfect examples. Just like you don't always perform oral favors to your favorite lady. But what if you love both and want them all the time?