Celebrate Pick Strawberries Day
May 20
It's very simple to accomplish this celebration: just go into the wild, and do the hard labor of grabbing strawberries. Watch out for creatures in the night, and the day! Nature is scary. Make sure you grab all of the berries too.
Celebrate Devil's Food Cake Day
May 19
Sometimes you got to give the devil some love ... psyche nah. The devil is bad. It whispers in your ears and makes you do all kinds of silly and bad things. Great example: call your ex. You need to show respect but no love.
Celebrate "I Love Reese’s" Day
May 18
Do you love Reese's? If so, then this is your holiday. We like these peanut butter cups. "Love" is a strong word. By no means are we sponsored by Reese's. The bro that made the calendar just decided to have a corporate day. Kinda lame.
Celebrate Cherry Cobbler Day
May 17
Some desserts are petite, and others have that thiccc booty (with three C's). Cherry Cobbler is the dessert with the badunkadunk. It's actually so juicy and bootilicious, no footage of it exists in stock libraries. Learn why.
Celebrate Cold Pizza Day
May 16
Hot pizza, yeah it's legitness. We're not even going to try and front, hot pizza rocks our socks straight off our fat feet. But you know what makes the world go round? It's cold pizza. It's that day after goodness you need to survive.
