Celebrate Wine Day
May 25
It's pretty easy to celebrate wine. There are a lot of folks that do it every day even without wine having a holiday. On this special occasion, we challenge you to kick it up a notch. Maybe strangle a snake and drink its blood.
Celebrate Escargot Day
May 24
Are you down with Heliculture? You should be. Who cares that it's about raising snails into food for humans; Heliculture is a sweet name. It's totally bitchin', brah. Get wit it, unless you want to stay and el-seven weenie.
Celebrate Taffy Day
May 23
Born in Atlantic City, the candy we call taffy (actually everyone calls it that) has grown up quite a bit. Factories now crank out an alarming amount of pieces per minute. It's alarming only because it's like "Wow. We eat that much?"
Celebrate Vanilla Pudding Day
May 22
The police love to eat their pudding. That's how they solve all their most difficult cases, because the proof was in the pudding the whole time. Wow we are so corny. Please let us know if we should end it all. Dang we wack.
Celebrate Strawberries And Cream Day
May 21
If you followed the instructions from yesterday, then you should have lots of berries. Now it's time to get your cream all over them. This way the berries will taste good, and also spawn human-berry hybrid creatures.
