Celebrate Mint Julep Day
May 30
Young women are in no shortage of role models, but the one that they prefer the most is Mint Julep. It helps inspire them to do the things they lacked courage to complete (prior to pounding back a couple). Learn how MJ helps them.
Celebrate Biscuit Day
May 29
As if celebrating buttermilk biscuits 15 days ago wasn't enough, we're apparently back with a lesser sequel no one wants. Thanks be to the food holiday gods for creating such a wack calendar. It makes literally no sense.
Celebrate Brisket Day
May 28
People love a rock hard chest. There' nothing better more tasty, in the bedroom or on your plate. This holiday is all about celebrating the flavors of pec muscles. Whether you eat a human or cow, chests are best.
Celebrate Grape Popsicle Day
May 27
It's time to crack open the freezer and eat some amazing grape treats. The fruit is alright on its own, but the Popsicle version is peak grape. That's why the word "Popsicle" needs to be capitalized; it's that dang good.
Celebrate Cherry Dessert Day
May 26
There are so many cherry desserts, but honestly they are all booty butt cheeks compared to cherry pie. That's the one and true cherry dessert. Anyone that disagrees should take a trip into our hypnotizing machine.
