National Escargot Day

May 24, 2020

Be one with heliculture or die a lame durdlesmith.

Raising Snails Is Called Heliculture, and It Sounds Freakin' Awesome

The name is so rad! Heliculture. Just let it hang in the air for a minute. Shout out to science for making such a sweet name for something. Many times scientists name something wack, and you can't even pronounce it. Heliculture is hella sweet, and we are down to clown in this domain. Do we know anything about raising snails for food? Nope. Do we plan to learn? Absolutely not.

No Escargot For The Corny

This is a high society dish. You can't be dad joking with the butlers chilling against the walls of the dining palace. Now if you can't help bust corntastic jokes (that's us), then you can't partake in escargot. That's a win-win for the FuBeLans. Snails sounds like something you eat because of nostaglia or money flexing. We good, and we are happy to keep serving up corny jokes instead of slurping down snails.

Happy National Escargot Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Escargot Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Escargot in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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