It's arguably the best beverage. Life on Earth wouldn't exist without it. But water is not to be trifled with. It can take away life just as easy as it gives it. Learn to respect water and make sure you don't become a waterholic.
Sandwiches are great. Potato chips are divine. What happens when you combine their goodness together? You get this amazing Mexican dish: the crunchy taco. It's power is unparalleled in the food kingdom, and we'll prove it.
Spaghetti and meatballs. Tortellini and divorces. Ravioli and pimples. Theses are the word associations every correct person makes when they think of Italian cuisine. And we're here to celebrate the teenager of the bunch: raviolis.
Most people think that chocolate chip cookies are the best, but a lot of people have had poor education. Oatmeal cookies are the truth. The chewy texture combined with the healthy ingredients of a cookie, makes oatmeal cookies amazing.
If you like this sandwich, you better be doing something for gender equality to balance the scales. The sloppy joe is known for great flavor, but notorious for building the patriarchy. It's time to tear it down and use new names.