Food Holidays

National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day

Jan 15, 2020

Juice is always worth the squeeze. It makes the mighty mightier, and the murderous even better at murdering. Juice comes in a variety of flavors, so there is a good choice for every deviant on the planet. Grab yours today!

National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day

Jan 14, 2020

The hotness is when something is smooth and dope. It's also when a meat is so fine when it's thin sliced that you don't care about temperature. Well it's best when it's a hot pastrami, but let's face it pastrami is always poppin' off.

National Gluten-Free Day

Jan 13, 2020

This substance has been plaguing human beings for centuries. This gang of protein shakes you down harder than a kale smoothie. You need a break from these racketeers, and that's what today is all about. Get Gluten out of our America!

National Glazed Doughnut Day

Jan 12, 2020

This sweet treat is something that will literally make you go mad. If you eat it, you will be hit with a sugar high. Once you come down from that high, everything appears to be a glazed doughnut. That's because you need that fix.

National Milk Day

Jan 11, 2020

Milk is the juice you squeeze out of a cow. That creature uses it for their babies or something, but humans decided to hijack it. At the end of the day a human in need of calcium is essentially a baby calf. Learn more with this video.

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