Eating cake is great. It's tasty, plus people appreciate a nice booty cleaning. Ja ja ja. But for real,
All jokes aside, this is actually a legit holiday. Friendships require nurture and attention, and meals are the best way to bring people together. It's literally one of the cornerstones of Full Belly Laughs. Eat together already!
You know that stinky fish that comes in a tin can? People put it in pizza and also in their mouth. I know, both actions are weird. Well, today it's their birthday ... or something like that. What should we do to celebrate?
Get hype. Get hyper. Get cracked out of your skull. It's espresso time, which means you are about to hit the daily grind. You can't go on with this brutal routine without the power of espresso. It carries you through.
Nut up or shut up, because it's time to cure depression ... lol, no. That's not going to happen, but people do believe that is the case if you eat cashews. Pretty wild, but hey, truth is not objective anymore. You do you.