Grab a potato and chug a beer, we're here to bastardize an entire culture's culinary contributions to stereotypes. Well "we" are not here to do that, but the people in the world do love doing it. This is about those basic persons.
Artichoke hearts are flowers, except they aren't fully formed. If you enjoy eating artichoke hearts, you like eating plant fetuses. It's okay though. Just go Temple of Doom on the artichoke and rip the heart straight out of the chest.
Do you freak? If you are sexually activated, how deep do you go into the pool of freakiness? A true peanut lover is all about the bedroom fun time. So much so they are willing to mix in a bit of tickle to their adult play.
It's peak potato, and also peak peak (suck it, Mount Everest). Nothing in life comes close to the glory of a potato chip crunch. You can keep all things that are good. As long as you give a man potato chips, he'll survive.
This is the sluttiest soup of all time. If soups could use dating apps, chicken noodle would swipe right on everything. This soup got a book for everybody, and we know what CNS is really about. They trying to bed you.