Food Holidays

National Homemade Soup Day

Feb 4, 2020

The easiest thing you can make at home. You actually don't even need to be at home to make it. If your home burns down, boom! You got a fire to help boil the soup to completion. Learn how everyone makes homemade soup.

National Carrot Cake Day

Feb 3, 2020

This dessert tastes so good because of murder. Carrots are known for their outlaw lifestyles, so killing and eating them really amps up the flavor. Enjoy every bite of carrot cake, because that gang of carrots deserved to die.

National Tater Tot Day

Feb 2, 2020

Easily one of the greatest side dishes of all time, tots offer fresh break from French fries. Let's face it, they are just better than French Fries. Why would you not want the potato equivalent to veal?

National Dark Chocolate Day

Feb 1, 2020

This is the sexiest of all the chocolates. It gets all the sex organs leaking, and with one bite they start gushing. It's just a fact. Scientists would test it, but Christian colleges have blocked the research. But we know the truth.

National Hot Chocolate Day

Jan 31, 2020

This is one of the greatest drinks of all time. Nobody deserves its powerful flavor. We should be grateful that we can eat butt. Someone is letting you put your face between their cheeks, and we don't care. Unbelievable.

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