Are you looking for something like apple pie? And when you mean "something like", you really just want exactly apple pie? Well, too bad, because we don't have any. But we do have Apple Betty. It's the same thing, so you're good.
Yesterday we celebrated soft tacos. Now it's time to celebrate just tacos. You might thing that today is all about hard shell tacos, but you would be mistaken. We did that back in March. Does any of this make sense? No, definitely not.
You don't want a hard shell taco. Life is hard enough. So limp, and be a softy. You like Mr. Softy, right? There you go. Keep your tacos hanging like when you lift the arm of a dead body. That's when you know the taco is good.
Yesterday we were all about the veggies, so the Food Holiday Creator decreed that we must now celebrate animals. You can do that however works for you. Maybe it's adopting a kitty. Maybe it's slaughtering a family of pigs.
Shout out to all the veg heads around the globe, because today is about you. With your valiant efforts, some animals have not gone extinct. It's such a big deal the whole world is involved, which is quite rare these days.