Food Holidays

National Sloppy Joe Day

Mar 18, 2020

If you like this sandwich, you better be doing something for gender equality to balance the scales. The sloppy joe is known for great flavor, but notorious for building the patriarchy. It's time to tear it down and use new names.

National Irish Food Day

Mar 17, 2020

Grab a potato and chug a beer, we're here to bastardize an entire culture's culinary contributions to stereotypes. Well "we" are not here to do that, but the people in the world do love doing it. This is about those basic persons.

National Artichoke Heart Day

Mar 16, 2020

Artichoke hearts are flowers, except they aren't fully formed. If you enjoy eating artichoke hearts, you like eating plant fetuses. It's okay though. Just go Temple of Doom on the artichoke and rip the heart straight out of the chest.

National Peanut Lovers’ Day

Mar 15, 2020

Do you freak? If you are sexually activated, how deep do you go into the pool of freakiness? A true peanut lover is all about the bedroom fun time. So much so they are willing to mix in a bit of tickle to their adult play.

National Potato Chip Day

Mar 14, 2020

It's peak potato, and also peak peak (suck it, Mount Everest). Nothing in life comes close to the glory of a potato chip crunch. You can keep all things that are good. As long as you give a man potato chips, he'll survive.

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