Some desserts are petite, and others have that thiccc booty (with three C's). Cherry Cobbler is the dessert with the badunkadunk. It's actually so juicy and bootilicious, no footage of it exists in stock libraries. Learn why.
Hot pizza, yeah it's legitness. We're not even going to try and front, hot pizza rocks our socks straight off our fat feet. But you know what makes the world go round? It's cold pizza. It's that day after goodness you need to survive.
Cookies are pretty awful. Chocolate is garbage city. But the chip, now the chip is something to rave about. It's what makes a cookie and chocolate tolerable. Learn how chocolate chip cookies are carried by the chip.
Biscuits are good. Buttermilk biscuits are better. Buttermilk biscuits with butter on top; that's a top tier snack. Some people use wack toppings like jam or gravy. It's called buttermilk for a reason. You need more butter.
Many celebrated this day in the past by doing a tribute to Jason Biggs from American Pie. You don't need to do that, and you shouldn't. It's messy and not good. Luckily the education system is so strong to prevent this activity.