They are one of the best vegetables. Sure haters exist, but for the most part mushrooms enjoy a decent amount of fans. But do those fans really understand the life story of a mushroom? Do they know its origin?
Forget apps. The main course is overrated. It's about dessert, baby. We want that sugar forward meal, and we want it now. We're talking cakes, doughnuts, chocolate etc. Fruit is allowed to be involved, but don't dare serve only fruit.
This is when we honor the Peanut Festival. It's not when the event actually happens. We are just observing the concept of the event, how it's awesome, and celebrating it as an idea. Any excuse to get after that nut really.
It's the reason for the season: scary kids trying to get free candy, and butchering pumpkins. We draw funny faces on there before the torture begins. It's a real hoot. Then a pie is made. Not sure how that works.
Order yourself a nice pizza. Get more than just cheese, and don't be basic with pepperoni. Sausage. Yes. That's a good topping. But be sure to add some other stuff like mushrooms or green peppers to that joint. Or else.