Cheesecakes are great, right? Wrong. They are liars. Pant straight up ablaze with their fibs. Cheesecakes are not actually cakes; they are pies. What a load of garbo. It's like finding out Santa isn't real. What a bummer.
Rip the arms off a bird and start chomping, because that's what today is all about. Does that bird need to fly? You don't care, as long as you got the happy hour price. Actually the world melts away. You hear nothing while eating.
Nobody is going to say that chocolate is bad, unless they love to fight with people. Now the question is do you inject the milk, or keep it pure coco. Some people are purists, but today is all about the white cream in chocolate.
This hard liquor transforms people; makes them believe all kinds of silliness and lose touch on reality. If you're wearing a suit and drinking scotch, you feel amazing. It doesn't matter that you lost your job, you feel great.
This is one of the greediest drinks you could ever have. A milkshake is already dairy juiced up with sugar, like a body builder cutting corners by sticking needles in his heinie. Add coffee to the mix and it's game over.