Food Holidays

National Croissant Day

Jan 30, 2020

Looking for a sugary breakfast treat that will also make you horny? Well look no further because the Croissant is your angel from heaven. It will load you up with a sugar high before you answer your emails, plus make you rock hard.


National Corn Chip Day

Jan 29, 2020

Corn chips will snap you back to reality, letting gravity take a hike. Forget about mom's spaghetti, or her breast milk, or the dry tree bark she used to feed you. It's corn chip time. So grab some queso, and let's get after it.


National Blueberry Pancake Day

Jan 28, 2020

This sweet dessert treat gives women the power to wear loud leggings and teach other ladies how to do workout dances. The Latin flavor makes it extra spicy, which means we need blueberry pancakes to see us through.


National Chocolate Cake Day

Jan 27, 2020

Arguably the greatest dessert of all time, chocolate cake has helped so many people get through tough times. If your spouse just passed away or you don't find joy on social media, chocolate cake can rescue you from those depths.


National Peanut Brittle Day

Jan 26, 2020

The "Mr. Glass" of sandwich spreads, this treat is known by few. Peanut Brittle is known for being a hermit, so many people don't know it that well (FBL included). Thank goodness for this holiday so we can pretend to care.


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