Food Holidays

There's a new food holiday every day, and we have something to say about each of them.

Celebrate Cook for Christmas Day

Dec 06

Supposedly it's time to bake cookies? Seems wack you need to feed your office mates with sweet treats. One can only hope that baking cookies is the intention behind this holiday. Cooking now for Christmas dinner would be wild.

Celebrate Repeal of Prohibition Day

Dec 05

Do you like to booze? Are you happy that you can freely get turnt up and possibly hurt yourself or others? Well get more hype than you normally would, because today marks the day that it's legal to drink this poison again.

Celebrate Cookie Day

Dec 04

Cookies are quite fantastic. Nobody is even going to consider arguing against that. And anyone that does argue against cookies has a rod stuck in their booty hole. Please remove it from their butt hole immediately.

Celebrate Peppermint Latte Day

Dec 03

Everyone enjoys a latte once in a while. What's not to love about caffeine and another species' teat milk? Exactly. What's really wild is that we can actually make the drink better by adding flavors. Enter the peppermint.

Celebrate Fritters Day

Dec 02

Savory or sweet. Breaded or battered. It doesn't matter because we're frying these bad boys regardless. That's the raw power of fritters. That's why they make you stiff or wet (depends on what funny business you're working with).

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