Celebrate Cook for Christmas Day
Dec 06
Supposedly it's time to bake cookies? Seems wack you need to feed your office mates with sweet treats. One can only hope that baking cookies is the intention behind this holiday. Cooking now for Christmas dinner would be wild.
Celebrate Repeal of Prohibition Day
Dec 05
Do you like to booze? Are you happy that you can freely get turnt up and possibly hurt yourself or others? Well get more hype than you normally would, because today marks the day that it's legal to drink this poison again.
Celebrate Cookie Day
Dec 04
Cookies are quite fantastic. Nobody is even going to consider arguing against that. And anyone that does argue against cookies has a rod stuck in their booty hole. Please remove it from their butt hole immediately.
Celebrate Peppermint Latte Day
Dec 03
Everyone enjoys a latte once in a while. What's not to love about caffeine and another species' teat milk? Exactly. What's really wild is that we can actually make the drink better by adding flavors. Enter the peppermint.
Celebrate Fritters Day
Dec 02
Savory or sweet. Breaded or battered. It doesn't matter because we're frying these bad boys regardless. That's the raw power of fritters. That's why they make you stiff or wet (depends on what funny business you're working with).
