National Hard Candy Day

Dec 19, 2020

Let the sucking commence.

Get Your Tongue Ready

Just like proper oral sex, the teeth need to stay out of the way on this job. Tongues and mouths untie to take down hard candies. Licking and sucking techniques are critical - unless the goal is to chip your tooth, then by all means chomp away on some hard candies. Most of us out here are trying to keep our teeth in tip-top shape, so we'll opt for the tongue action. When food doesn't want to break down, the tongue knows something is up. It tries to defend your teeth and mouth when the dentist is poking and prodding, and it's no different this time. The tongue will see you through.

Who Should Be Eating Hardy Candy?

There's a feverish debate happening in this country: at what age can you enjoy hard candies? Most people relegate the treat to geezers, which makes sense. They probably don't have teeth, plus they possess the most years of experience when it comes to licking and sucking. I know it's gross to think about, but let's face it: granny has probably like licking and sucking longer than you've been alive. Some parents say their kids should be allowed to eat hard candy, but that's because they don't really pay attention to their kids. In the end, you should do something. We really have no opinion on the matter.

Happy National Hard Candy Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Hard Candy Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Hard Candy in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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