Food Holidays

Celebrate Vanilla Pudding Day

May 22, 2020

The police love to eat their pudding. That's how they solve all their most difficult cases, because the proof was in the pudding the whole time. Wow we are so corny. Please let us know if we should end it all. Dang we wack.

Celebrate Strawberries And Cream Day

May 21, 2020

If you followed the instructions from yesterday, then you should have lots of berries. Now it's time to get your cream all over them. This way the berries will taste good, and also spawn human-berry hybrid creatures.

Celebrate Pick Strawberries Day

May 20, 2020

It's very simple to accomplish this celebration: just go into the wild, and do the hard labor of grabbing strawberries. Watch out for creatures in the night, and the day! Nature is scary. Make sure you grab all of the berries too.

Celebrate Devil's Food Cake Day

May 19, 2020

Sometimes you got to give the devil some love ... psyche nah. The devil is bad. It whispers in your ears and makes you do all kinds of silly and bad things. Great example: call your ex. You need to show respect but no love.

Celebrate "I Love Reese’s" Day

May 18, 2020

Do you love Reese's? If so, then this is your holiday. We like these peanut butter cups. "Love" is a strong word. By no means are we sponsored by Reese's. The bro that made the calendar just decided to have a corporate day. Kinda lame.

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