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National Devil’s Food Cake Day
May 19, 2020
Sometimes you got to give the devil some love ... psyche nah. The devil is bad. It whispers in your ears and makes you do all kinds of silly and bad things. Great example: call your ex. You need to show respect but no love.
National Pick Strawberries Day
May 20, 2020
It's very simple to accomplish this celebration: just go into the wild, and do the hard labor of grabbing strawberries. Watch out for creatures in the night, and the day! Nature is scary. Make sure you grab all of the berries too.
National Strawberries and Cream Day
May 21, 2020
If you followed the instructions from yesterday, then you should have lots of berries. Now it's time to get your cream all over them. This way the berries will taste good, and also spawn human-berry hybrid creatures.
National Vanilla Pudding Day
May 22, 2020
The police love to eat their pudding. That's how they solve all their most difficult cases, because the proof was in the pudding the whole time. Wow we are so corny. Please let us know if we should end it all. Dang we wack.
National Taffy Day
May 23, 2020
Born in Atlantic City, the candy we call taffy (actually everyone calls it that) has grown up quite a bit. Factories now crank out an alarming amount of pieces per minute. It's alarming only because it's like "Wow. We eat that much?"
