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National Egg Day
Jun 3, 2020
Let's boil some babies! Oh wait, that's not appetizing? What if I told you it was an embryo, a potential chicken if you will. And don't worry; a roaster didn't add his sauce. Sounds so tasty, right? Funny how pro-lifers love it? Hmmmm.
National Cheese Day
Jun 4, 2020
Cheese is one of the most beloved foods of all time, and for good reason. It transmutes good dishes into unforgettable cuisines. Very few foods have that power. Cheese is so dominate, it courses through the veins of all dads.
National Ketchup Day
Jun 5, 2020
The most famous of all condiments, ketchup holds a special place in our hearts. It occupies that place because of sugar. Ketchup is essentially a sugar paste flavored as tomato. Like a gummy bear that faintly tastes like orange.
National Gingerbread Day
Jun 6, 2020
Gingerbread people are born, then they die, and they are born again. Well not like a phoenix. They have kids before humans eat the adults, but sometimes humans eat the gingerbread kids too. Actually all the time. It's weird.
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
Jun 7, 2020
Ice cream is fantastic. Chocolate is the holy water passed down from Mount Olympia. Together it's a duo most mortals can't handle. Many consume it with unfiltered passion, and reveal their true selves during the process.
