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National Cupcake Lover’s Day

Jun 13, 2020

Who cares about cupcakes, today is all about the people that love them. The folks that want to freak with cupcakes. That's what today is all about. Also, kids, feet are not really involved in sex. Also buy your toys locally.


National Strawberry Shortcake Day

Jun 14, 2020

Keep the tall boys out of here. If you a rude boy, you should chat with Rihanna. Now if you aren't tall enough to get on most rides, and you're covered in ovaries, then we want you. Strawberry shortcakes are what's up.


National Lobster Day

Jun 15, 2020

One of the most treasured sea creatures, lobsters are a meal cherished by many humans. Fun fact: lobsters don't need to die in order for you to enjoy them. They can regenerate, so just rip off their claw next time.


National Fudge Day

Jun 16, 2020

You need to eat an amazing dessert? Grab some fudge. All good desserts ensure you have no regard for your physique. Need to drop a hard f-bomb, but there are children present? Worry not, fudge has got you once again.


National Cherry Tart Day

Jun 17, 2020

It's a great dessert, but quite the mystery. If you try to Google this sweet treat, the search engine is going to hit you with some serious mumbo jumbo. You'll think Google Translate turned to Latin with your results. It's not good.


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