Food Holidays

There's a new food holiday every day, and we have something to say about each of them.

Celebrate Cherry Pie

Feb 20

Thanks to 80s glam rock, we associate cherry pie to private parts. The real question though is which danger zones do you fancy? Are you someone that enjoys underwater spelunking or tree climbing? We discover ourselves with this pie.


Celebrate Chocolate Mint Day

Feb 19

Is there a way for chocolate to be any fresher? Well besides eating it straight off the conveyor belt, you can add mint! Will chocolate mint solve the worlds problems? Hell no. It does taste very good, so maybe you'll stop caring.


Celebrate “Drink Wine” Day

Feb 18

There are so many times in adult life that drinking wine is the perfect activity. Like when you want to tell your sexual partner why you can't stand Becky from accounting. Pour a glass of red, and enjoy the times together.


Celebrate Café Au Lait Day

Feb 17

Milk with coffee is one of the best ways to start the day, and that's why smart parents make sure their kids start life with it. Learn why the best parents in the world put coffee in their kids' milk bottles, and how you can too!


Celebrate Almond Day

Feb 16

Oxidants are the worst. They are the men of molecules. Good thing almonds is packed with antioxidants, which is like saying almonds are packed with anti male energy. More so than any other nut, almonds can take down the patriarchy.


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