Celebrate Chocolate-Covered Peanuts
Feb 25
Artie Gunkhouser, the inventor of chocolate-covered peanuts, was finally arrested for his horrid invention. Chocolate-covered peanuts have plagued humanity for far too long. Learn how he was finally caught, and why CCPs are bad.
Celebrate Tortilla Chip Day
Feb 24
It takes living on the streets and experiencing trauma for a soft tortilla to become hard, and that's what's necessary to earn the distinction of "chip". Most tortillas experience burn damage trauma to make this rank, but there's more.
Celebrate Chili Day
Feb 23
A rag tag group of cowboys brought chili to the masses. Originally the recipe was held by The Chili Kid, but lucky for us the Kid was defeated. After the cowboys killed him and took the recipe, they gave it to the masses.
Celebrate Cook a Sweet Potato Day
Feb 22
There is a time and place for everything, including murdering sweet innocent potatoes. They taste great, so it's perfectly acceptable to severe them from their homes and boil them alive in hot water. Learn why we do this as a society.
Celebrate Pancake Day
Feb 21
It isn't an accident that we refer to this sweet treat as silver dollars. Around the world, pancakes are used as money. Considering their amazing taste and infinite shelf life, an underground crime world of pancakes has emerged.
