Figuring Out Your Sexual Identity with Cherry Pie

This is the power of cherry pie: it helps you determine your sexuality. Here's what you do:

1. Close your eyes.
2. Open you eyes so you can continue reading the steps.
3. Think about the phrase "cherry" pie (with your eyes closed).
4. After you think of a gender, you have completed the exercise.

Congratulations! You are now a something-sexual. If you identify as a man and you thought of harry man butt, then you're gay. Ta-da. It's just that easy. If you're gender fluid and you thought about a polar bear (because you want a Diet Coke), then there is probably a word for that - we just don't know it. Keeping up with all these sex things is tuff. That's because here in FuBeLa nation we pride ourselves on being intellectuals; that's someone who thinks about something more than sex. For example, we love food. We like sucking it and sticking it inside us, so we're definitely smart intellectuals.

Never Too Late For The Cherry Pie Challenge

Did you not go away to college to figure out which genders you like to bone? No worries. You can take the cherry pie challenge any time. The first step is acquiring a slice of cherry pie. From there you place it on a plate. The final step is approaching it with your sexual instincts. Your approach determines your sexuality. For example, if you are a guy and you stick the pie in your butt, then you might be gay (or into pegging). A lady can find out if she's a lesbian with the same test. If you don't stick the pie in your vagina, presto, you're gay.

Happy National Cherry Pie Video

In this video, we are celebrating Cherry Pie. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Cherry Pie in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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