National Prime Rib Day

Apr 27, 2020

No Rules. Just Right. Prime Rib is born.

Staunch Aussie Anarchists Birthed Prime Rib

It took humanity forever to realize that the flesh near a cow's shoulder was edible, let alone crazy tasty and tender. How did humans finally discover this region. It took the audacity of some wild Australians to believe no rules is right. Outback Steakhouse is a chain restaurant built on two key foundations:

  1. High quality delicious food delivered a warm, welcoming environment that brings Australia to you.
  2. Total anarchy.

Countless generations of humans feared the shoulder meat. So screwball shaman said it was cursed, probably because his harem just died to mad cow disease. And since then humans didn't eat prime rib. But that all changed when the purveyors of Outback Steakhouse ventured to flesh unknown. Thanks to their bravery, American families can enjoy fatty should meat any time they want.

Prime Rib Is Great, but Anarchy Is Bad

The Prime Rib is a fantastic consequence from anarchy, but it conveniently glosses over the bad stuff. Pundits for anarchy always point to prime rib as the reason why we should overthrow the government. But guess what kids, rules are cool. They ensure that if your daddy hurts himself on the job, you still get juice boxes and fruit roll-ups. Rules also allow mega corporations to pay far less in taxes compared to the Middle Class. Is there anything rules can't do? Yes. They can't discover great cuts of meat like Prime Rib. So if you're feeling adventurous, and willing to discover fleshes unknown, it might be worth it to take a page from the anarchist's guide to food. You're next stop might be your own shoulder meat.

Happy National Prime Rib Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Prime Rib Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Prime Rib in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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