National Shrimp Scampi Day

Apr 29, 2020

This redundant dish is filled with transgender sea creatures.

Shrimp Scampi Is Redundant, but Delicious

The word "scampi" translates to "shrimp", so this dish literally reads "shrimp shrimp". It's pretty dumb, and people would care if it tasted medium to butt. Our luck has it that this dish rocks like a rip-roaring rack. Why do we sound like a 1910 circus barker? Why are we referring to ourselves in the royal third person? These are questions that shrimp scampi can't answer, but they can make you forget about them with their decadent flavor.

Shrimp Are Transgender

You better think twice if you want to fire that lazy shrimp in the office. This sea creature is a protected class, so you could get into some hot water if you can this crustacean. All shrimps are born male, but many transition to female. That makes shrimp LBGTQ. The best way to show you are an ally is to eat more shrimp scampi—our apologizes, that's not true. As we ... I (still need to get used to being real about the one man operation around here), ... as I was saying, Full Belly Laughs was going to say something wild like that but Big Scampi pulled out their sponsorship. It was a clean break since a sponsorship never existed in the first place. All the FBL bills are paid by Brian or donors.

Happy National Shrimp Scampi Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Shrimp Scampi Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Shrimp Scampi in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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