Celebrate Strawberry-Rhubarb Day
Jun 09
A classic pie with a mysterious ingredient. What exactly is rhubarb? Is it a fruit or a fungus? Does it have a
Celebrate Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day
Jun 08
There is no group that loves a jelly-filled doughnut more than cops. They care about these things way more than they value human life. You ever see a cop push a doughnut onto the ground? That's right. It never happened.
Celebrate Chocolate Ice Cream Day
Jun 07
Ice cream is fantastic. Chocolate is the holy water passed down from Mount Olympia. Together it's a duo most mortals can't handle. Many consume it with unfiltered passion, and reveal their true selves during the process.
Celebrate Gingerbread Day
Jun 06
Gingerbread people are born, then they die, and they are born again. Well not like a phoenix. They have kids before humans eat the adults, but sometimes humans eat the gingerbread kids too. Actually all the time. It's weird.
Celebrate Ketchup Day
Jun 05
The most famous of all condiments, ketchup holds a special place in our hearts. It occupies that place because of sugar. Ketchup is essentially a sugar paste flavored as tomato. Like a gummy bear that faintly tastes like orange.
