National Ketchup Day

Jun 5, 2020

Most famous condiment. Yes. Least popular smoothie. Eh, not exactly.

Ketchup As a Smoothie

Some ketchup fanatics consider the condiment a smoothie. Do you agree? Please don't. It's weird. Ketchup is definitely not a smoothie. It's sugar paste that pretends to taste like a tomato. It's as close to a tomato as a gummy bear is to an banana. And doing a juice cleanse doesn't count if you just water down ketchup. At that point you just made a batch of simple syrup, except this syrup is Carrie. It's covered in blood, and can move things with her mind to kill bullies.

People Love Sugar, So They Think They Love Ketchup

Sugar Consistently Rules Everything Around Me. SCREAM. Dollar dollar bills ya'll. That's what Method Man wanted to say on that dope track, but Big Ketchup stopped him. Their powerful lobbyists managed to infiltrate the Wu-Tang stronghold, and convince them that money would lead to more plays on the radio. Apparently other trades and deals happened that day, but we weren't there, so not trying to speculate. Either way, people love sugar. No real need to sell the masses on ketchup.

Happy National Ketchup Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Ketchup Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Ketchup in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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