Celebrate Strawberry Shortcake Day
Jun 14
Keep the tall boys out of here. If you a rude boy, you should chat with Rihanna. Now if you aren't tall enough to get on most rides, and you're covered in ovaries, then we want you. Strawberry shortcakes are what's up.
Celebrate Cupcake Lover's Day
Jun 13
Who cares about cupcakes, today is all about the people that love them. The folks that want to freak with cupcakes. That's what today is all about. Also, kids, feet are not really involved in sex. Also buy your toys locally.
Celebrate International Falafel Day
Jun 12
Chickpeas dominating the game. Falafel, hummus, other vegan options. Also the fact that falafel can be served with hummus is pretty wild. That's some serious chickpea on chickpea action. Sounds like a porno category.
Celebrate German Chocolate Cake Day
Jun 11
We all know chocolate cake is delicious, and lucky for us the Germans made a really good version of it. Back in the day, people got distracted with superstitions related to cake. The Germans dodged that bullet by focusing on taste.
Celebrate Iced Tea Day
Jun 10
Grab a gun and a glass of iced tea. It's time to enjoy why we are free. It's America! Butt cheeks in the air. It's time to celebrate why we are here. We shoot our guns, and we drink iced tea. That's freedom to me (and no one else).
