Celebrate Watermelon Day
Aug 03
There are so many ways to enjoy this messy fruit. You can go full little kid and make sure more gets on you than what makes it into your mouth. You can also have a butler cut it up for you. The options are limitless.
Celebrate Ice Cream Sandwich Day
Aug 02
You should celebrate today with an ice cream sandwich. We say that because that's the holiday, sooo ... Anyway, good luck finding one. You know where your local ice cream truck went? The supermarket might have some, if you're lucky.
Celebrate Raspberry Cream Pie Day
Aug 01
Another day, another reason to eat raspberries in a dessert. At least according to the food holiday calendar. You can do what you want. We believe you're an independent person capable of making your own decisions without us.
Celebrate Raspberry Cake Day
Jul 31
It's a huddle of berries stuck together. What's better than that? Making it a cake! But buyer beware. There are charlatans among us who will try and slip you a different kind of cake. Make sure you get the real.
Celebrate Cheesecake Day
Jul 30
Cheesecakes are great, right? Wrong. They are liars. Pant straight up ablaze with their fibs. Cheesecakes are not actually cakes; they are pies. What a load of garbo. It's like finding out Santa isn't real. What a bummer.
