Celebrate Sugar Cookie Day
Jul 09
Everyone loves cookies, because they have sugar. So why are we diluting that experience with other flavors like chocolate. Yuck! Let's go with the sugar! That's why sugar cookies are so magical. They get to the essence of a cookie.
Celebrate Chocolate with Almonds Day
Jul 08
You got the chocolate. You got the almonds. Is there anything else you need in life? Yes. Shelter. A Balanced diet. Also a more original holiday. I'm sure chocolate has its own day, and probably almonds too. What are we doing here?
Celebrate Strawberry Sundae Day
Jul 07
Ice cream is great. Strawberries are tasty too. Hey, let's celebrate them. "Yeah, but, we have celebrated something strawberry like every month this year. Can we do something else?" No. We cannot. The calendar has decreed it.
Celebrate Fried Chicken Day
Jul 06
You could stop eating meat and cheese and chicken. But could you really let go of fried chicken? Maybe, but there are some people that just can't say no. Grand parents need their fried chicken. What would kids eats with chicken?
Celebrate Apple Turnover Day
Jul 05
Doctors tell you to eat your fruits and vegetables, but they've been compromised; everyone knows that doctors are in the pocket of big farms. If you want to keep the doc off your back, make your fruit intake in portable pie form.
