Celebrate International Beer Day
Aug 08
There are so many ways to drink beer around the world. You can get sloppy on Saint Patrick's Day or sloppy at Oktoberfest. The skies aren't even a limit, since you can get sloppy on a plane. You can intoxicate yourself anywhere.
Celebrate Raspberries and Cream Day
Aug 07
Same cream. Different berry. You know how we feel about these holidays: it makes us all hot and bothers. Berries. Cream. How can you not think about procreating? That's like people that poop in a public swimming pool. Like what!?
Celebrate Root Beer Float Day
Aug 06
This classic drink is hard to find. Root beer plus ice cream tastes so incredible, so why did this once popular item fall by the wayside? Or did it never leave us? Maybe the government took it away? We're going to investigate.
Celebrate National Oyster Day
Aug 05
There's a time and place to eat oysters. Fancy dinner or vacation are perfect examples. Just like you don't always perform oral favors to your favorite lady. But what if you love both and want them all the time?
Celebrate Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
Aug 04
Four C's in a row, so you know nothing can stop us. Also it's about chocolate chip cookies, so how could you go wrong? Spoiler: you can't. It's the GOAT cookie, and nothing can take that away. Enjoy a bite and live your life.
