Celebrate Grand Marnier Day
Jul 14
Spice up your life with some orange liquor. Or don't, it honestly does not matter to us at all. If you wanted orange liquor, should you drink this? Maybe for today? It's up to you how you live your life. We have no strong opinion.
Celebrate French Fry Day
Jul 13
This is easy. Some people celebrate french fries every day of their life. Some of us need a reminder, and today is that day. And let's get real, you don't have to order a sandwich to enjoy fries. You can buy fries whenever.
Celebrate Pecan Pie Day
Jul 12
Most people relegate themselves to the standard pie shape and size. Pecans call us to do better. They are rebels with a cause, and that cause is staying within the traditional dimensions of a pie. You know it to be true.
Celebrate Blueberry Muffin Day
Jul 11
Get a muffin from your local convenience store. It is July 11th after all ... or not. That joke is mega corny. You can leave this site now. We can't ever recover from such a horrific joke. Did you get the muffin yet?
Celebrate Pina Colada Day
Jul 10
Fruit flavors and booze. What else could you want? A neat hat and a dope glass for your drink. "Yeah, we can do that," says the indentured servant on cruise ship. The fat tourists complain as they wait for their beverage.
