Celebrate Apple Dumpling Day
Sep 17
This sweet treat that celebrates apples also incorporates another fruit: raisins. And there are a lot of people that hate on apple dumplings because of it. Marches in the street happen every day against raisins in desserts.
Celebrate Guacamole Day
Sep 16
Cheese is great, but melted cheese is the bomb. Same goes for avocados turning into guacamole. Honestly avocados should phase out their name and just call themselves "pre-guac". They might receive more love from the fans.
Celebrate Double Cheeseburger Day
Sep 15
What's better than a cheeseburger? Well ... lot's of things actually. The birth of your child. Climaxing with your soulmate. But some would debate those claims. One they can't refute: a double cheeseburger is better than just a single.
Celebrate Cream-Filled Doughnut Day
Sep 14
Some people like to eat empty calories, so they eat doughnuts with holes. People who want the real deal don't skim. They drink whole milk. They wait in line. They eat cream-filled doughnuts. The more cream the better.
Celebrate Peanut Day
Sep 13
It's an S Tier Legume for sure; nothing comes close to the peanut in the legume class. The only thing holding it back is the nerds who keep it out of the sky. The nerds claim they'll die from allergies or whatever. Sadge.
