Celebrate Cherry Turnovers Day
Aug 28
They are great in all shapes and sizes. But the bigger the better. That's how America rolls, and that's how cherry turnovers get stuff done. When they grow in size, they can take on countless challenges. Your life will be better.
Celebrate Burger Day
Aug 27
Americans lover their burgers so much. They eat them for a minimum of half their dinners a week. That's so much ground flesh. And meat piles take years off your life, but Americans don't care. The burger is just too tasty.
Celebrate Cherry Popsicle Day
Aug 26
When did you start sucking? For many of us, the sucking journey began with our first cherry popsicle. The act of slurping down this sweet treat taught us many things. Prepared us for many other sucking opportunities.
Celebrate Whiskey Sour Day
Aug 25
Raise a glass to one of the most intriguing and delicious cocktails known to man. But for real, who thought of this jawn? Lemon juice, sugar, and booze are all reasonable ingredients. But egg whites? Like how did we get here?
Celebrate Peach Pie Day
Aug 24
Just a few days ago we celebrated eating the booty on "Eat a Peach" Day. It's time to bring our attention back to the front, and set our eyes on the greatest prize of them all: the peach pie, aka the female forbidden zone.
