Celebrate Cuban Sandwich Day
Aug 23
Stop eating sad ham and cheese sandwiches. Smart people invented a better way literally hundreds of years ago. You double your meat, add some spice to your life, and then slap a pickle on it you got it: a Cuban sandwich.
Celebrate "Eat a Peach" Day
Aug 22
It's not really about the peach itself, it's celebrating the act of eating a peach. That deserves celebration, because all the booty eaters need some praise and love. Rimming out an anus takes commitment, and we salute ya'll.
Celebrate Sweet Tea Day
Aug 21
It's chill. It's caffeinated. It's sugar-fied. What else could you ask for? Oh, you want a party? Well you're in luck, because today is my birthday. That's right. The creator has something worth celebrating, so let's party.
Celebrate Bacon Lovers' Day
Aug 20
You might like bacon, but news flash: you're not the only person. Sorry, not sorry, if you thought you were hip for liking bacon. But for real, sorry for saying "sorry, not sorry". That phrase is toxic and sucks super hard.
Celebrate Soft-Serve Ice Cream Day
Aug 19
It's summer time. It's hot. You local Dairy Queen is popping off. You need soft-serve so bad, but it's not even worth getting unless the toppings are on fleek. What toppings you get says a lot about you as a person, so find out.
