Celebrate Ice Cream Cone Day
Sep 22
Ice cream in a cup is cool and all, but you really ought to order yourself a cone. That's how ice cream is really intended. Mimes ain't out here pretending to have ice cream in a cup. Plus it allows for more intimate eating.
Celebrate Pecan Cookie Day
Sep 21
Probably until you read the above title, you weren't even aware that pecan cookies were a thing. They are indeed something people consume with great joy. Kids love them. Best of luck to those youths getting them though.
Celebrate Punch Day
Sep 20
Don't hit anyone, unless they want to be punched. Then throw bows as hard as you want. But that's not what today is all about. We're celebrating the party drink (fruit) punch. That mystery drink people were brave enough to consume.
Celebrate Butterscotch Pudding Day
Sep 19
It's a fantastic treat. Velvety. Rich. Creamy. But what's the story? Where did it come from? Give us some facts. Please help us. We really can't find any real info on butterscotch pudding. It sounds like it's from aliens at this point.
Celebrate Cheeseburger Day
Sep 18
It's burger time ... again? Yes. It was Double Cheeseburger Day like four days ago. Even worse was three weeks ago we did National Burger Day. Why are the burgers bunched up? Probably a cow binge from the food holiday creator.
