Celebrate International Bacon Day
Sep 02
It's everyone's favorite breakfast food. It's everyone favorite topping for a sandwich at lunch. It's everyone's favorite thing to eat instead of having a balanced dinner. We're talking about bacon. It's a fully GOAT'd food item.
Celebrate Gyro Day
Sep 01
It's important to make sure you and your friends acquire gyros for lunch. You didn't skip out on paying alimony for nothing. You kept those dollars to treat yourself, and this is it. But make sure you get the real thing.
Celebrate Trail Mix Day
Aug 31
Scroggin has been around for thousands of years. What is "scroggin", you ask? Great question. It means trail mix as well as weird comical sex. So our original statement about the age of scroggin is pretty spot on.
Celebrate Toasted Marshmallow Day
Aug 30
Similar to cheese, marshmallows somehow get better have dancing with some heat. A staple of fire pit snacks, marshmallows also provide a great learning experience. Kids always want to toast their own, and it teaches them about fire.
Celebrate Chop Suey Day
Aug 29
Wake up. Put on a little make up. And eat some amazing Chinese food. You're welcome to listen to System of the Down at the same time. Not really a requirement. Pairs well for the meme only. Chop Suey alone is good eats.
