Celebrate Chocolate Milk Day
Sep 27
As an adult, you don't really partake in chocolate milk anymore. If you do, then go to therapy; that's some little kid stuff. And toddlers gobble up chocolate milk like it's "the adult sauce". Find out why they can't get enough.
Celebrate Key Lime Pie Day
Sep 26
Florida brings us so many amazing things. Sexy people on the beach. Old people on the beach. Key lime pie, which can be eaten anywhere (including the beach). It's a classic dessert that bends reality on how it's made. Yep, we said it.
Celebrate Food Service Workers Day
Sep 25
Wait staff around the country bust their booties to bring slobs their meals and drinks. Unfortunately it is one of the few times in an average person's life that they can pretend to be a king, and they take advantage big time.
Celebrate Cherries Jubilee Day
Sep 24
You like cherries. You love dessert. But how do you feel about fire? Keeps you warm, and makes food taste good. So why not add it to your desserts? May we present to you, Cherries Jubilee, a fire/cherry/ice cream combo.
Celebrate White Chocolate Day
Sep 23
Do you like all chocolates? Good. If you only liked white chocolates, that would be weird and racist. You hate white chocolate. That's somehow not racist. We don't make the rules, but they are confusing and we don't understand.
