Celebrate Farm Animals Day
Oct 02
Yesterday we were all about the veggies, so the Food Holiday Creator decreed that we must now celebrate animals. You can do that however works for you. Maybe it's adopting a kitty. Maybe it's slaughtering a family of pigs.
Celebrate World Vegetarian Day
Oct 01
Shout out to all the veg heads around the globe, because today is about you. With your valiant efforts, some animals have not gone extinct. It's such a big deal the whole world is involved, which is quite rare these days.
Celebrate Mulled Cider Day
Sep 30
People enjoy this drink ... a bit too much. There is no more left, and now the drink no longer exists. Great job, everybody. So that's pretty much all we have to say about mulled cider. So, you want to get coffee instead?
Celebrate Coffee Day
Sep 29
It's one of the most beloved drinks on the planet. Crazy that most people don't consider it a drug. Parents get spun out when their child tries weed, but parents take their kid to Starbucks at 5pm. Okay, Mom.
Celebrate Strawberry Cream Pie Day
Sep 28
This is an easy one to celebrate, assuming you got a slam piece that's trying to procreate. You could also buy a strawberry cream pie from the store and eat it, but that sounds pretty boring. Also not as healthy as sex.
