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National Picnic Day
Jun 18, 2020
Tired of eating in the comfort of your home or at a fancy restaurant? Try having a meal outside in the elements on the ground. Many people call this a picnic, and it used to be the rage. You'd bring bae out into the sun and maybe bone.
National Martini Day
Jun 19, 2020
Beer is too casual. Drinking straight from the bottle is a bit on the nose. Let's add some bitters and an olive, and swirl it around a bit. Put that mixture in a nice glass, and now you got a high society drink.
National Vanilla Milkshake Day
Jun 20, 2020
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," she said, after whipping up another delicious vanilla milkshake. But the boys had stopped coming. The shakes made Veronica fat, and the boys are shallow. It's cool though, she's got toys.
National Peaches & Cream Day
Jun 21, 2020
It's a wonderful dessert, but also a very sexy song. Peaches and cream combines all our favorite things. In the literal sense, it's about fruit and dairy. But in the bedroom, it's about butts and man juice. Both combos are so good.
National Onion Ring Day
Jun 22, 2020
It's fried. It's full of flavor. But you won't be smooching your bae. Onion Rings: the battle of flavor vs Frenching. That's why french fries get their name: you kiss afterwards. That will never happen with onion rings.
