Celebrate Oreo Day
Mar 06
One of the greatest cookies of all time is in a lot of trouble: people don't respect the regular level of filling. Double stuffed is a new normal, and Oreo needs get with it. If Oreo doesn't double in size all the time, war will ensue.
Celebrate Cheese Doodle Day
Mar 05
The secrets of the universe are revealed to us in code. One of the key components to deciphering that code is cheese doodles. They are a gift from the heavens. Puffed air that tastes like cheese ... we are not worthy.
Celebrate Poundcake Day
Mar 04
Hammer it home with this classic dessert. You don't want to lock your dogs in cages, and you don't want to turn your hard earned dollars into British funny money. Leave all those pounds aside, because we are about the best: pound cake.
Celebrate Cold Cuts Day
Mar 03
Animals are super tasty. They are even better thin sliced, and packed with mystery. One of the cool things about cold cuts is that it's pretty ambiguous how the meat makes the perfect shape. Also why does it feel like slime paper?
Celebrate Banana Cream Pie Day
Mar 02
It's time to nut up or shut up when it comes to how sexy you like your desserts. There's nothing more charged with sexual energy than this pie. It's got bananas. It's got cream. Boom. It's probably the only dessert named after porn.
