National Banana Cream Pie Day

Mar 2, 2020

If impregnation could be a dessert, it would be this one.

Banana Cream Pie Is The Celebration Of Trying To Have Kids

The stork can step off, because cream pies are how kids are made. Them the facts and we aren't hiding from the truth. It's a beautiful thing when two people decide to not pull out, and let the cream ooze, or fire, out the banana. If you are reading this, you exist because two people decided to let the nut ride inside. That's magical. That's spiritual. Banana cream pie is a dessert that captures that magic. It's tastes of new life developing on a microscopic level.

If you want some banana cream pie inside you, but there is none available, sucking bananas could help in the short term. This strategy won't last, so find a banana cream pie soon. The reason this strategy won't last is that we've been used to bananas in mouths and around the body, but it's that staying inside we crave. It's worth paying for immediate shipping if necessary. The biological clock is ticking, but it's also very aggressive and angry and you. Feed it, and feed your soul, with some banana cream pies.

Early Exposure to Banana (Cream Pie) Have Deep Impacts On Your Sexuality

The BINI (Banana Institute of Nutting Inside) did a study that revealed the impacts of bananas on early sexual development. The synopsis of the study is that eating a ton of bananas at an early age makes you prime to start a cam model site or account. It's pretty impressive that this was the conclusion of the study, since it was conducted in 1973 - years before the internet, or cam sites, were a thing. Needless to say, the BINI's ability to Nostradamus the invention and perversion of the internet is impressive. We recommend that you listen to anything they say, but it could take some time to hear from them (since they're not real).

Happy National Banana Cream Pie Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Banana Cream Pie Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Banana Cream Pie in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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