Celebrate “Eat Your Noodles” Day
Mar 11
Noodles are a great food; no one is debating that. What's up for debate is how often to eat them. The jury is out, but we are here to settle this issue. The solution is simple: eat your noodles now and immediately.
Celebrate Ranch Dressing Day
Mar 10
Vegetables are so gross. It's incredible that doctors want you to eat them; it's like doctors don't even care about you. Lucky for us there's ranch dressing. Dunk vegetables in ranch, and you'll be able to keep those greens down.
Celebrate Meatball Day
Mar 09
Everyone knows that meatballs taste great. What's overlooked is the fact that meatballs suck at being balls. You can't bounce them. You can't play baseball with them. Why are meatballs even balls? We find out why.
Celebrate Peanut Cluster Day
Mar 08
When peanuts cluster together like an asteroid forming, there are two outcomes: a great candy or a gnarly poop. There is no in between, but at least both outcomes remind you of Babe Ruth. You end up with the candy or the turd.
Celebrate Cereal Day
Mar 07
We crush cereal on the daily, but we don't pour a bowl for the milk producers. Cows, goats, and nuts go overlooked every morning. These creatures and fruits (yes, nuts are fruits) make their own milk, so let's get them so cereal.
