Fritters Are Sexy
They come in all shapes and sizes, and that's why we love them so much. Savory or sweet. Battered or breaded. It doesn't matter because it's fried to perfection and making our bits all excited. Just like the perfect body type and personality you want in the bedroom, fritters offer the same match-making versatility. You just need to know a guy to hook you up with the right fritter escort. After that, you're golden brown just like a fritter booty.
Puritans Ruin Everything
Americans would make out with fritters more often, but they feel bad about it. That's because this nation was founded by a bunch of squares that hate using their genitals. The ripple effect hurts us today. People are afraid of premarital sex, pornography is taboo, and fritters don't get any love. It's quite tragic, but you can change all of that. Hold hands with a fritter in public. Let it go down inside your mouth like high school teens Frenching for the first time. Awareness is the key to solving this issue.
Happy National Fritters Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Fritters Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Fritters in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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