Cheesecake Is Not Actually Cake
It's a baked cheese custard pie with a crust. That's one of the lamest things we've ever discovered. Haven't felt this disappointed since we found out Santa Claus divorced Mrs. Claus. Now it takes him twice as long to deliver the gifts, since she took half the reindeer in the settlement. Now some kids don't even get presents until the next day—alright, alright, enough about the Clauses. Cheesecake not being cake is still really annoying.
A Cherry On Top Makes Everything Better
One way to deal with the utter sadness that comes with discovering the fake news about cheesecakes is boosting the flavor. There's no better way to do this then with adding cherries. This fruit is delightful. There's a reason that the best parts of something are described as "the cherry on top". In actuality, it's because cherries are not bottoms. They like to put on a cowboy hat and ride. But hey, we don't judge; don't yuck cherry's yum.
Happy National Cherry Cheesecake Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Cherry Cheesecake Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Cherry Cheesecake in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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