Celebrate Pralines Day
Jun 24
To make this sweet treat, it starts with sugar and culinary nuts. But what are culinary nuts? Is that just a fancy way to say "nuts"? Like we all knew that this sweet treat was not going to be sugar and scrotum. That would be nasty.
Celebrate Pecan Sandy Day
Jun 23
Grab some cookies. Slap some pecans on it, and then you got a Pecan Sandy. Sounds tasty right? Yep, but in other news, did you know pecans grew on trees? Like big trees. You can't really get one of these in your backyard.
Celebrate Onion Ring Day
Jun 22
It's fried. It's full of flavor. But you won't be smooching your bae. Onion Rings: the battle of flavor vs Frenching. That's why french fries get their name: you kiss afterwards. That will never happen with onion rings.
Celebrate Peaches & Cream Day
Jun 21
It's a wonderful dessert, but also a very sexy song. Peaches and cream combines all our favorite things. In the literal sense, it's about fruit and dairy. But in the bedroom, it's about butts and man juice. Both combos are so good.
Celebrate Vanilla Milkshake Day
Jun 20
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," she said, after whipping up another delicious vanilla milkshake. But the boys had stopped coming. The shakes made Veronica fat, and the boys are shallow. It's cool though, she's got toys.
