Celebrate Almond Buttercrunch Day
Jun 29
It take a scary amount of bees to make almonds in California. Let's not even talk about it. It's way more fun to focus on the fact that "buttercrunch" is not supposed to be one word. Why did we write it that way?
Celebrate Tapioca Day
Jun 28
The cassava root is what makes tapioca. But you better boil that jawn before you start making pudding, or you could die. Now if you goal is to die instead of survive your bowl of pudding, then you're in luck. Go with no boil.
Celebrate Orange Blossom Day
Jun 27
Oranges are so amazing. Great flavor. Can't rhyme with anything. But you know what's better than the fruit? The flowers. That's what we honor today with our blood, sweat, and tears. Actually none of that stuff. Just our attention.
Celebrate Chocolate Pudding Day
Jun 26
Insert a bad Cosby impression here. We know; it sucks that his amazing treat is tainted by his horrific actions. But we need to heal from this pain. We need to let chocolate pudding back into our lives. It's just too dang tasty.
Celebrate Strawberry Parfait Day
Jun 25
Strawberry parfaits are one of the most delicious treats imaginable. Did you know you can stop bullies from messing with you by eating parfaits? It's not true, but we were curious if you knew that. It might work some day.
