Food Holidays

There's a new food holiday every day, and we have something to say about each of them.

Celebrate Barbecue Day

Jul 04

The Fourth of July is a fun holiday. Fireworks, drinking, and best of all BBQ. Nothing like barbecue to make a boy a man, no matter how wack the dude. And be careful ladies, because the raw power of BBQ could have negative effects.


Celebrate Chocolate Wafer Day

Jul 03

People love chocolate, but haters shame them for eating it. Tell those health nerds to suck it, because today you're going to find out that chocolate has tons of benefits. Plus wafers have oxygen, so they help you breathe.


Celebrate Anisette Day

Jul 02

Sometimes you don't want to drink straight from the bottle. In those scenarios, it's best to pour out a lot into a cup but then add some flair with a liquor to spice things up. That's the best way to add some class and keep you drunk.


Celebrate Gingersnap Day

Jul 01

If you got a grandmom, then you probably have access to some incredible gingersnap cookies. If you don't have a grandmom, that sucks. RIP grannies. You can steal someone else's g-mom to bake some snaps. Assuming she knows how.


Celebrate Mai Tai Day

Jun 30

They're rum based and have a bunch of other ingredients. Does that stuff matter? Not really. Like when are you actually going to order one? Never. Chanting "Mai Tai" is more fun than drinking it. Try it before clicking the link.


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