Eating Grilled Flesh Boosts Testosterone
When you consume the barbecued muscle of another living thing, you are guaranteed to earn some man points. You could be the most beta male in Brooklyn, and it won't matter; BBQ will set you straight. Stop reaching for the salad with two tongs. Grab it with your fist, or better yet, skip it all together. You can close the laptop. It's a barbecue. A party where you drink in the fresh air and concession beers, and remind yourself the year is halfway over (thank God!).
Don't Eat Too Much BBQ
Even a beta male can indulge too much. You don't want to turn into a new type of douche. Your know-it-all attitude about music and assistant manager job at the artisanal cinnamon bun shop are big strikes; however, trading that for gelled hair and used car salesman is not an upgrade. Ladies to to watch out as well. Barbecue is known for growing chest hair for men, but unfortunately desired growth does not happen for women. Instead of bigger breasts, barbecue will give cover your lovely mountains with a forest.
Happy National Barbecue Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Barbecue Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Barbecue in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.
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